you aint gotta price scan, or ask how much now what i look like son i'm from brookyln what it look like.

in recent celebrity news: paris getting called out for being what she is and always has been a whore:

Paris Hilton was a prostitute. From infamous HollywoodInterrupted.com:"Indeed, when I first contacted her, she was quick to volunteer, "With Paris it was very low key. She would fly down and I was there with them. We would party pretty hard. Paris got naked, and the girls would get naked. This was mainly in Vegas. There were times where you would have Ted or Ron come down, and they would pretty much pay for girl-on-girl action. I'd be there. And they'd pay to watch us girls going at it. And they'd bring in Augie Busch III.""Paris Hilton lying and denying to to New York Daily News: "Paris Hilton finds a lot of things “hot,” but the idea of once taking part in a lesbian sex show is not one of them.For the past six years, the heiress has done her best to prove she’s more than a girl who ... well, you know what she did on that sex tape that her skeevy ex-boyfriend sold.But now, having gone on to a half-dozen movie roles, two books, a CD, and fragrance and footwear lines, she’s fending off the claim of a woman who says she and Paris once stripped for high-rollers in Vegas.“[Hilton] flew down to Vegas,” Mark Ebner reports Elizabeth Jawhary as saying on HollywoodInterrupted.com. “We partied pretty hard.”According to Jawhary, some Hollywood players would “pay for girl-on-girl action. I’d be there. And they’d pay to watch.”Jawhary alleges that, on at least one night, Paris joined in. “Paris got naked, and the girls would get naked,” she claims.She says the guys would pay her $5,000 for a private show, though she never saw Paris accept any money, according to Ebner, author of “Six Degrees of Paris Hilton.”A rep for Hilton tells us that claims that the heiress was involved in any such adventure are “totally untrue and a complete fabrication.”Jawhary, now 30 and living a different life in Texas, couldn’t be reached for comment."
in recent drake news: he's gassed to me in this interview, but i love when he says there's a lot cute girls in the park. i dunno, he seems like a person to me then. but honestly, who doesn't need to get gassed a little to produce greatness. honestly, and no matter what happens he will do it. some kids who are hip but will start getting hip are still saying oh i don't know who this kid is but they will.
i think it would be great if he just did the cd himself, no label. i think that would be truly great.

here's an interview:
http://vimeo.com/5042261

okay so i'm also asking myself what does stubborn beauty mean to me. the words, they say my name to be. when i heard i them it made me laugh because it just clicked and spoke to me. i'm stubborn beauty. that something that you hate but love. that you forgive and never forget. i'm what could've been. but i'm going to be what is. you know, when i wake up in the morning i look in the mirror and i see flaws but i see something else, this light, this glow, this something that you see in those few. i don't know then i shake my head and think i'm crazy, but in the back of my mind i alway feel like i'm bound for something.

listen to modest mouse.

-> perfect disguise

and every other song you can get your hands on.

this inspired me:

http://www.blogger.com/%20not-a-real-namespace%20watch?v=

in spencer&heidi news: they ran out of money so now they're suing nbc. smart guys, you're really thinking big now. this is going to be hilarious. this kids are just. so lame.
The bigwigs over at NBC and Granada Television are fuming mad at Heidi and Spencer for their latest claims of "being tortured" -- and they say the video tape will prove their side of the story. As we first reported, Heidi Pratt was rushed to the hospital and diagnosed with a gastric ulcer after a rough few days of filming "I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!" But we're told it's all BS. A source on the production tells us there were medics on scene the entire time and the whole thing was filmed. Stephanie tweeted that Heidi was "locked in a dark room for 3 days w no food or water" -- we're told it was 8-10 hours max, with food and water. __________________________________________________________________ ITV, the company that produces "I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here" is taking aim at Spencer Pratt for his allegation that he and Heidi Pratt were effectively tortured by NBC, resulting in her hospitalization. ITV Studios says Spencer's claims are "untrue," adding, "The health of the celebrity participants are of the utmost importance." ITV adds a medic and doctor are there all the time and "allegations of the celebrities being deprived of food and water are completely untrue." __________________________________________________________________ NBC folk are going after Spencer Pratt something fierce. Here's what they're saying... -- Spencer and Heidi Pratt quit "I'm a Celebrity ...Get Me Out of Here!" last Monday, and stayed in hotels for 3 days. -- There were no critters where they stayed, other than the usual bugs in Costa Rica. -- They were indoors at all times protected from the elements, even though other cast members have been sleeping outside in daily thunderstorms. -- They were never in any danger and they slept most of the time. -- No one is being held against their will. Spencer says it's all BS ... they were effectively tortured and he's planning on suing NBC.

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2009/06/08/world/AP-AS-NKorea-Journalists-Held.html?_r=2&src=twt&twt=nytimes

in shia news:

if this is true. tear. megan is kind of a psycho. but she's hot.

Megan Fox Dating Shia LaBeouf Behind Brian’s BackTabloids agree that there is something more between the two than meets the eyeBy Elena Gorgan, Life & Style Editor6th of June 2009, 10:43 GMTSources speak of obvious chemistry, secret dating between Megan Fox and co-star Shia LaBeoufShia LaBeouf could actually be considered by the overwhelming majority of the male population of the planet the luckiest man to ever live and breathe. Not only did he get to share the same set and lock lips with one of the most beautiful female stars of the moment, Megan Fox, but he might actually be dating her behind her boyfriend’s back, The National Enquirer and Star agree.Both tabloids are now running similar stories on Shia and Megan in their print issues, saying that the two have actually been getting very close in recent weeks, up to the point of being head over heels in love right now. Megan, however, is still Brian Austin Green’s official girlfriend and she’s having a very hard time telling him they need to split because, for one, she seems unable to choose between the two, sources are telling the Enquirer.“Megan is torn between Brian and Shia right now. She loves Brian’s maturity and the life they’ve built together. But she and Shia have gotten much closer in recent weeks. His patience and persistence are winning her over. There’s definitely serious chemistry there.” the tab quotes an unnamed spy as saying. Apparently, the two first noticed they had more than just a friendship while still shooting for the first “Transformers” movie, and Shia’s accident only brought them closer together.Star’s (also anonymous) source seems to be telling the same story: the two co-stars are in love and don’t know how to go about making their relationship public, granted this is what they want in the first place. “Brian can be such a stick-in-the-mud; he takes life so seriously and can be difficult to be around. Shia gets Megan to be more relaxed and carefree. As their filming days on the sequel decreased, she made excuses to see Shia. They recently spent a few days together in Burbank and Venice Beach, just talking. They’re getting closer every day!” Star writes.In recent weeks, both Shia and Megan have been gushing about each other during interviews, and the two tabs also use this as an argument for their “secretly dating” respective stories. Nevertheless, several US media outlets are pointing out, accepting this as a viable argument would mean ignoring that LaBeouf and Fox are currently promoting their second film together, “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen,” so they’re bound by contract to speak nicely of working on it and with each other.

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I lost my night vision in a brawl. But in the morning the loss seemed very small.

today's picture theme. 

me.

hahah, sorta obnoxious.

but i can do whatever that fuck i want this is my blog.

and i'm pretty obsessed with it.

i was wondering if i could put the music i have on here and i know there's a way, once

i figure that out we'll really be good to go. 

yesterday was chill, i just ended up going to budman's house then budgirl came and we drove around, smoked some blunts, then i came home and ptfo (passed the fuck out). it was a pretty unfulfilling day as i had predicted from the moment i woke up, and looked out the window.

talking to g was pretty nice, and i was just talking to dominic but that conversation just went m.i.a., so i signed off. 

i feel like i haven't been talking about much lately on here, about myself, personally, and it's honestly because i'm in this rut, waiting for this fucking ssc, so this is day 2, and hopefully the last weekday i'll have to sit in this fucking house all day. 

p.s. still wanna see drizzy on tuesday in delaware.

p.s.s. came up with a sorta decent comeback to another drizzy line:

because you never had me, although you'd do it gladly. you'd probably go and tattoo that i went& bagged you... on your heart i swear i start to think that you just amaze me.

im me sometime if you want and if i'm on:

eFFiNxDoRk

or of course i had to hop on the bandwagon come follow me on twitter:

http://twitter.com/yel0submrne

speaking off wtf is FOLLOWFRIDAYS on TWITTER?!

in recent news:

Baseball, soccer, gay-marriage rally: one Denver nine-year-old's Saturday schedule

By Melanie Asmar in Word on the Street

Friday, May. 15 2009 @ 8:58AM

Ethan lays it out for Sen. Michael Bennet.

Meet Ethan. He's nine and in Mr. Kimmal's third-grade class at the Montclair School of Academics and Enrichment in west Denver. He likes soccer, football, baseball, basketball, swimming and skiing. But his favorite thing to do after school is read, especially the Harry Potter books.

Oh, and tomorrow at noon -- in between baseball, soccer and a graduation party -- he's throwing a rally in support of gay marriage on the steps of the state Capitol. "They're the same as other people," he says of gays and lesbians, in the high-pitched, sincere voice of an elementary schooler. "They just love somebody else."

Ethan has already lined up speakers from The GLBT Community Center of Colorado, PFLAG and other organizations, and can rattle them off when asked. He's contacted Mayor John Hickenlooper -- he can't be there -- and Senator Michael Bennet, who Ethan thinks is trying to give him the runaround. "I e-mailed him tons of times. I called him a couple times. I confronted him personally," Ethan says, sounding exasperated. "He never gave me a straight answer."

Welcome to politics, kid. But Ethan isn't giving up. He's sticking with it for the same reason he hatched this idea in the first place: He thinks it's wrong that his neighbors, who are gay, can't get married. "I just didn't think it was very fair that people couldn't get married just because the person they wanted to get married to was the same gender as them," Ethan says.

But thinking wasn't enough for Ethan. He wanted to do something about it. He'd been to a rally for President Obama, and liked what he saw. "It just popped into my mind," he says. "I was just like, 'Mom, I want to do a rally for marriage equality...' My teacher thought it was going to be a rally in front of the school, but I told him it was going to be in front of the Capitol."

His teacher, Kyle Kimmal, wasn't too surprised when Ethan's mom told him about her son's idea. After all, this is a kid who reads at a high-school level and routinely thinks big thoughts, he says. So while his classmates are doing projects on dogs or sports, Ethan is doing one on marriage equality.

"It's not a normal topic for a third-grader to be doing, but on the other hand, working with Ethan and knowing his passions, most of his life is outside the box," Kimmal says. "It seemed like something natural for him."

Ethan's mom, Tracy Edwards, says she wasn't surprised, either. "We talk about it a lot," she says of gay marriage. "We talk about everyone being equal. It's a big part of our lives and we have a lot of diverse friends." But, she adds, "I never thought it would get to this point."

Ethan did. He wanted to tie the timing of the rally to the release of the California Supreme Court's decision on Prop 8, which overturned a previous ruling to legalize same-sex marriage. (He's been following the issue with help from the internet and Mr. Kimmal.)

But because the court only gives 24 hours advance notice, he and the folks at The GLBT Community Center of Colorado, which is helping organize the rally, decided it would be better to just pick a date and go for it. They chose tomorrow and, according to Ethan, "a lady from Mayor Hickenlooper's office" rushed the approval of his request to designate May 16 Equal Marriage and Protection Day.

Ethan will be one of the speakers at the rally, which is expected to last about an hour. (Ethan says he doesn't want to bore people with a really long event.) He's been practicing his five-minute speech, but he's still nervous. His favorite line? That everyone is equal no matter their race, religion or sexual orientation.

"He totally gets it," his mother says. "For him, it's clear. It's black and white. We're all the same."

Who died on the season finale of Grey's Anatomy? 

Izzie Stevens & George O'Malley died. Maybe.

- George enlisted in the US Army as a trauma surgeon, and was given the rest of the day off by the Chief. On his way home he got hit by a motherfucking bus. Naturally he was taken to Seattle Grace where he was declared a John Doe. Meredith only found out he was George after he mimed "007" on her hand. He was taken into surgery and flat lined.

- Izzie had her surgery to remove her brain tumor but her memory kept resetting every few minutes. She finally recovered by the end of the episode but flat lined. Despite signing a DNR they tried to resuscitate her. She had a vision of herself in her season 2 prom dress, the elevator doors opened and she saw George dressed in uniform.

CUT TO COMMERCIAL. We will have to wait until next season to find out if they lived or died! 

SEASON FINALE OF THE OFFICE SPOILERS
Pam is pregnant! OMFG! I am so excited!

Explanation: Dunder Mifflin played a volleyball game, and Pam got a foot injury. It wasn't that bad but because she was the team's best player, the opposing team (corporate) said due to legal issues she couldn't rejoin the game until she got checked out. Her and Jim went to the hospital to get an X-Ray and the nurse asks questions, one of them being "is there any chance you could be pregnant?". When they cut back to the hospital, Pam is seen in a room shocked-- Jim walks in and they celebrate and hug and kiss, etc. 

I thought Phyllis was supposed to get pregnant though?

Source: myself and my TV.

So in Shia news:

"I'm Not Extremely Well-Endowed"

Man, you'd think oversharing had mutated and gone airborne on the set of "Transformers 2" because Shia LaBeouf has caught whatever Megan Fox has.

In the new issue of Playboy, Shia talks -- among other things -- about the time he lost his virginity. "I was shaking in my boots," he says about the romp, four years ago.

"Getting naked was very strange. It was the first time I'd been naked in the light, in front of a girl, with no hiding place."

Things took a turn for the worse when Shia, who was pretending to be a Lothario, made the age-old mistake of trying to copy a porn he'd seen.

"I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a porn movie...[It] put her at a weird angle, where I couldn't get in correctly. I'm not extremely well-endowed ... and clearly this wasn't the move.

And while that night might have been a disaster, the lady in question ended up dating Shia for a while, where she became his sex-instructor of sorts. "We had a lot of sex and would read the Kama Sutra together and do the wildest s***."

Megan, the oversharing ball's in your court!

Photo: WireImage

I still wanna bag, possibly even more after reading this.

Then there's this, which I found maybe seconds after:

I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO GET ME A SAMPLE OF SHIA AND NOW THIS STORY HAS MADE ME EVEN MORE ANXIOUS. DAMN THIS DUDE GOT ME BITING MY LIP...

HOW DID YOU MEET SHIA?

I MET HIM AT A NOT SO WELL KNOWN BAR IN LA BACK BEFORE, WELL WHEN HE WAS STARTING TO BECOME, A MOVIE STAR. IT WAS NOT A CELEB HOT SPOT, AND ME AND SOME OF MY GIRLS DECIDED TO GO OUT FOR SOME DRINKS. NEVER WOULD I THINK THIS GUY WOULD BE HERE. IT WAS LIKE RIGHT BEFORE THAT MOVIE DISTURBIA CAME OUT. I WAS AT THE BAR AND HE WAS THERE WITH SOME OF HIS BOYS. WE HAD SOME EYE CONTACT AND WHEN I WENT TO THE BAR, THAT'S WHEN HE CAME UP TO ME. WE TALKED FOR AWHILE, AND DECIDED TO MAKE OUT. HE IS A AMAZING KISSER. I'VE NEVER BEEN KISSED THAT GOOD IN MY LIFE! LET ME TELL YOU, FOR A WHITE BOY, THEY DUDE HAS SOME SERIOUS SWAGGA AND BEAUTIFUL EYES. HE'S GOT THE CHARISMA FLOWING THROUGH HIS VEINS. SO HE ASKED ME TO GO BACK TO HIS PLACE WITH HIM. OF COURSE I SAID YES.

HOW WAS HE?

WE WENT BACK TO HIS PLACE AND TALKED FOR AWHILE. WE SMOKED SOME WEED AND DRANK SOME BEERS AND HE TOLD ME ABOUT HOW HE BROKE UP WITH HIS LONG TIME GIRLFRIEND, NOT THAT I REALLY CARED. AT THE BAR WE WERE AT A BOOTH AND HE KEPT LOWLY TELLIN' ME STUFF IN MY EAR, LIKE HOW HOT I WAS AND HOW HE WANTED ME. IT WAS REALLY HOT. I HAD A CHEESIN' SMILE ON MY FACE THE WHOLE NIGHT. WE CHATED SOME MORE THEN STARTED MAKING OUT. HE HAS GOT THE BEST TONGUE I'VE EVER EXPERIENCED. THE FIRST THING HE DID WAS GO DOWN ON ME. ALSO, HIS DICK HE HAD A NICE THICK HEAD. HIT IT IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES. HE LOVES WHEN YOU PLAY WITH HIS BALLS. AND HE LIKES WHEN YOU TUG ON HIS HAIR. HE WILL GO NOSE DEEP, AND HE'S GOT EXPERT TONGUE, IT IS HEAVEN. HE HAD ME GOING ALL OVER HIS FACE NOT SOON AFTER. THE BOY KNOWS HOW TO WORK THE TONGUE I PROMISE YOU THAT! THEN I TOOK HIS CLOTHES OFF. LADIES, HE HAS THE BEST DICK I HAVE EVER SEEN. NOT ONLY LONG BUT THICK TOO! HE KNEW WHAT TO DO WITH IT. I GAVE HIM HEAD FOR AWHILE BUT HE SAID HE NEEDED IT AND WE FUCKED FOR LIKE, 2 HOURS. IT WAS SERIOUSLY THE BEST SEX I EVER HAD. HE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT HE WAS DOIN' AND KNEW WHERE TO HIT THE RIGHT SPOT. HE'S KINKY, IT TURNED ME ON SO MUCH. WE SWITCHED POSITIONS A FEW TIMES, HE WAS PULLIN' MY HAIR MAKIN' ME SCREAM HIS NAME. HE'S REALLY DIRTY. HE LOVES TO HEAR WHAT HE'S DOING RIGHT AND HOW MUCH YOU LIKE IT. SO HOT.

ARE YOU STILL IN CONTACT?

I SLEPT AT HIS PLACE. HE OFFERED TO DRIVE ME HOME THE NEXT MORNING BUT I GOT ONE OF MY GIRLS TO PICK ME UP AT HIS PLACE. HE WAS VERY SWEET, EVEN THOUGH WE BOTH KNEW IT WAS A ONE NIGHT STAND. WE BOTH EXCHANGED NUMBERS BUT I'VE NEVER CALLED HIM, AND HE NEVER CALLED ME.

WOULD YOU DO IT AGAIN?

IN A SECOND. HE'S THE ONLY WHITE BOY I'VE EVER SLEPT WITH WHO I'VE BEEN SATISFIED WITH. HE WAS AMAZING. 5/5 STARS FROM ME.

DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A GROUPIE?

HELL NO! HE'S THE ONLY CELEBRITY I'VE EVER SLEPT WITH, AND I DON'T REGRET IT AT ALL!

I ALWAYS KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT HIM...

POSTED BY TALES FROM A GROUPIE AT 3:09 AM

LABELS: FILM, GROUPIE TALES

i gotta sweet tooth.

miaou-a bird in the hand. 

sitting here watching that 70s show.

my laptop is back on.

thursday is tattoo day hopefully.

if not thursday then saturday.

i started working with ksm on saturday,

which was kinda also my birthday which turned out alright.

just went in for an interview at dunkies today.

i think it went well, i hope he gives me a chance.

i need a real fulltime job.

from there. then the nugop starts.

i'm still writing my autobiography, it's going well.

i'm writing pretty often, but definitely not as often as i'll be needing to.

i'm making moves, it's the way out. when i finish the book, i'll read it through, edit the 

fuck out of it. read it a billion more times.

from there it's too the websites. 

straight to the people.

available online.

livejournal. OHNOTHEYDIDN'T.myspace.twitter.facebook.theblog.

tothecopyplace.

then the independent bookstores.

wait for response then i suppose.

so there it is. if they like it i push it harder and further, and if it's meant to be

it'll be. danielle's back home tomorrow.

that makes me super fucking happy&excited.

we're gonna be on our fucking grind this summer.

oh wait. so starting tomorrow starts the grind.

can't wait for my dad's birthday money on thursday.

if i see this education connection commercial again i'm gonna flip the fuck out.

well it's 2:18 am, so i'm off to my couch to lay, and doze off to what i like about you.

many eventful things happened that will be added to the comic strip.

you will be knocked off your seat in laughter.

oh saw the trailer for the second transformers.

shia you had me at hello, but it looks amazing.

and my book will make your face go, so read it:

i will come to you and tell you of your many charms

i've been thinking alot, alot about the book/script and how i'm gonna tell my story. it'll start with pieces of my last year at the mather, wow the mather seems like yesterday honestly i still remember so many kids from that school. there were definitely many characters there.  anyway, then of course leaving mather elementary school in dorchester, massachusetts to go to loker elementary school in wayland, massachusetts. first off where the fuck is wayland, massachusetts. my first wayland experience was going not to loker for the day but the other of 3 elementary schools in the town of wayland. happy hollow. there i met four girls who i will always remain friendly with because of our instant child girlie connection. i don't know. anyway so i don't end up going to happy hollow but to loker, the "lame" elementary school. claypit was where all the northies went because the town of wayland was also divided into two: north wayland, and south wayland. oh by the way i lived in mattapan, massachusetts my whole life in high school my friends called it murderpan. it's pretty dangerous there, but when i was 10 we moved to wellington hill street still in mattapan but it just seemed lie another world away from what people think mattapan is like. i knew all my neighbors, and it was pretty boring the houses on my street were pretty nice actually, including my own. my family kind of upgraded our lifestyle when we moved there. from renting that 2 family house on river street to owning our own house i mean looking back on it now i think it was an upgrade. 

sorry to interrupt myself. but i'd just like to say that itunes forced it .99 cents to 1.29 what the fuck is that about, YOUR MAKING BILLIONS OF DOLLARS, you should be giving us a fucking break. are you trying to encourage people to steal music. YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING UP. YOU GUYS FORCED IT.