okay today's post is gonna be super long.
due to the massive update delay.
sorry about that kids.
i was super sick.
fever of 103 and a cold for 3 days.
no, it wasn't fun.
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in jon & kate plus 8 news
JEALOUS OVER JON & KATE
Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are being replaced by reality-TV couple Jon and Kate Gosselin on covers of celebrity weeklies -- and they can't stand it. "Lindsay and Paris hate not being on the covers of weeklies," said a source. "That's why Lindsay has been causing so much havoc and pulling these antics. And why Paris had a big blow- up with Doug [Reinhardt]." The married stars of "Jon & Kate Plus 8" on TLC have been garnering attention from all the glossies, which have seen circulation boosts from their alleged infidelities and family struggles.
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in shia&megan news:
Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf: LAX Arrival
Finally finished up with their overseas promotions, Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf were spotted arriving at LAX Airport in Los Angeles on Thursday (June 18).
The pair were both bombarded by paparazzi upon making separate exits out of the terminal, ready for a little rest before their Stateside press duties for “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”.
In related news, Miss Fox recently cleared up comments about drug use while talking with press in London - saying that her words were twisted around.
“I wouldn’t call it recreational drug use… that makes me sound like I’m going into clubs and using cocaine,” she said. “I talked about the legalization of marijuana, which I think in the United States it should be.”
“I feel like I have the best intentions when I do these interviews and when I speak the way that I do, but it’s unfortunate when journalists choose to knowingly twist the meaning of my words,” Fox added.
“And that discourages me from being outspoken and honest, but it’s something I want to do. I hate reading or watching bulls**t interviews, and watching these things that have been created and presented to you on television, that are fake or manufactured. I am trying not to be one of those.”
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in nfl news: why gays can't play football...
Gays Would Ruin the NFL Because They'd Be 'Thinking About Running Back to the Showers'
We just got done imaging what a country this would be if a professional baseball player (who's still in the MLB) came out, and now we've got to start thinking about what would happen in a football player did the same? Too much sports! But also: It's fun to dream up fairytales.
But as with all things gay and sports, you're bound to hit a rough patch. While sending the topic to its "panel," the Washington Post turned to folks like retired running back and openly gay David Kopay, who came out in 1975, three years after his NFL career ended. Kopay is all for an active NFL player to come out!
Not so enthusiastic, however, is Kenneth Hutcherson, a former NFL linebacker and current pastor of the Antioch Bible Church. You might've heard Hutcherson's name before — he's the guy who's always there with a soundbite to declare how gay rights are not civil rights, and that comparing our struggle to the 1960s civil rights movement is a farce. So don't look shocked that when asked whether NFL players should be coming out, he responds, "if a teammate has different views about what they're attracted to in the showers it's going to affect the team. It'll destroy the oneness."
Grab a spit-up cup, because it gets worse:
Men are going to be more comfortable with other heterosexuals. It's like having a woman on the team or having a woman in the shower. How can you keep your mind on the game when you're thinking about running back to the showers? It would have a tremendous effect. It would be safer for the team and the individual if they didn't come out.
When you have a team worth millions and millions of dollars anything that would mess with the oneness must be removed from the team. Homosexuality is a very divisive issue — it would affect the camaraderie.
It's not a civil rights issue like with racism — there's no comparison. That's not even apples and oranges, that's like comparing apples to Chevys. Has a homosexual ever been considered 3/5ths of a person? Has a homosexual ever had to sit at the back of the bus? Has a homosexual ever had to use a different bathroom? I can't change being black… but there are a lot of people, especially in our churches, that have changed being gay.
[...] What if a guy went out for the girl's volleyball team? It's just commonsense… but I don't know why they call it commonsense anymore because it's not very common.
At the very least, we appreciate Pastor Hutcherson — who is currently battling cancer — for looking into the economics of it all.
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in rory news:
Alexis Bledel arrives on the concrete “carpet”, as The Whitney Contemporaries host the Art Party and Auction benefiting the Whitney Museum of American Art’s Independent Study Program and Educational Initiatives at Skylight Studios in Soho, NYC on Wednesday (June 17).
The 27-year-old former Gilmore Girls star will be starring in the upcoming summer film, Post Grad. In a recent interview discussing the film, she talked about her former character on Gilmore Girls, compared to the character she played in Post Grad. “Well, as the years went by on Gilmore Girls, I noticed that Rory was kind of like an idealized product of the show’s imagination because she was really perfect in a lot of ways, which started to annoy me a bit, but you have to keep playing the character,” she said.
“But Ryden -– I think she’s much more relatable in a lot of ways and this character’s story picks up in the same stage of life where Rory left off, graduating from college,” Alexis told North by Northwestern. “So for anyone who likes the show, its kind of -– it’s a continuation in a way, but she’s a completely different girl because she makes a lot of mistakes. She has a very typical college experience. She’s kind of an average girl, and I can relate much more to her.
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In case you forgot that Lindsay Lohan is indeed an actress, ABC Family presents six clips from her new movie "Labor Pains" that attempt to remind you of the sparkle she once possessed.
Unfortunately the best thing in all of these clips are the other actors sharing scenes with Lindsay.
Those stars -- Cheryl Hines, Chris Parnell and Tracee Ellis Ross -- walk away very slowly with the scenes and Lindsay is still incapable of catching up and snatching them back. It must be all the smoking, hard to chase down scene stealers after pumping butts all day.
The film, which does seem to have a few genuinely funny moments, airs July 19 and might potentially relaunch Lindsay's film career. Yeah, and I might give birth to eight children, get dubbed Octo-dad and spend my days clipping pics of Angelina Jolie to hang in my shrine.
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How Beyoncé made her $87 million in the past year:
Touring and Merchandise: $14 million
Album Sales: $21 million
Music Publishing: $8 million
Film: $5 million
Endorsements: $20 million
Tour Sponsors: $4 million
Fashion: $15 million
How Glenn Beck made $23 million in the past year:
Radio: $10 million
Speeches: $500,000
Books: $5 million
GlennBeck.com: $3 million
Appearances: $2.5 million
Fox News show: $2 million
How Jeff Gordon made $30 million in the past year:
Salary: $10 million
Winnings: $4 million
Licensing: $6 million
Endorsements: $10 million
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It looks as though Rihanna and her BFF Melissa are back on. The other day I received an email asking why I didn’t report the fall out of a singer and her bff/assistant but I knew it would be only a matter of time before they kissed and made up. Best friend fall outs don’t last that long when you are as tight as Rihanna and her ride or die.
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Kanye’s main dish looks FIERCE in her new feature in E Moda Magazine. It’s good to see Amber Rose putting her new Ford Models contract to good use.
Which reminds me, Kanye’s introduction of his girl to the world was impeccable. She emerged in paparazzi style pics during Grammy week, around the same time as Chrianna gate and for the next few weeks she sort’ve filled the “void” during Rihanna’s absence from the limelight. She was on every blog daily as people gawked at her fashion pieces, but the photos slowed down again after Rihanna re-emerged. Am I the only one that noticed this?
http://www.emoda.com/magazine/Trends.asp?ContentID=17&PageNum=2&MID=2
peep the interview.
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Cassie visited The Beat in Philly recently for an interview with Wendy William’s former sidekick Charlamagne. Of course he went in, chastizing her on everything from her decision to shave her head to releasing nude photos of herself for attention. “You have to be heard Cassie, This is a Rihanna and Beyonce world!!!”. The callers were rude as well. “Who are you? We don’t know you!!”
I hate to say it but this interview made me like her a little more. She handled herself well considering the circumstances…
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Unsigned artist Drake along with Kanye West’s girl Amber Rose and her best friend Dez were spotted on the set of Drake’s “Best I Ever Had” music video this past weekend in New York. This would be Drake’s second video as he released a video for “Replacement Girl” featuring Trey Songz in 2007 that was financed with his own money.
The “Best I Ever Had” video is directed by Kanye West and features cameos from Fabolous, DJ Clue, Trey Songz, Nicki Minaj and the entire Young Money family. Common was also spotted on set. The theme of the video centers around two high school basketball teams and Drake’s “Best I Ever Had” is compared to a team roster. “Some of us younger men, we refer to our affiliation with women like a roster, You have key women in your life when you’re single and doing your thing.”
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Check out these photos of Lil Wayne courtside at a playoff game with “Mrs. Officer” aka Tammy Torres. They arrived hand in hand and seemed to be doting on each other like a loving couple. Tammy Torres sat clutching her purse to her stomach for the entire game and munching on everything in sight. Could this be a possible baby number 5 for Weezy?!? We already know this is Wayne’s Miami joint after seeing them in the Mrs. Officer video. Looks like he is locking in a lifetime of child support payments in LA, ATL, Ohio and now Miami………… SMH
Rihanna’s doppleganger is hella, ella mad at the AP and Yahoo for misidentifying her as RiRi at the Lakers/Magic game last night — and now she’s putting them on blast via her Twitter page. Teyana Taylor — who is one of Pharrell’s singer protege’s — wrote:
“omgggggg if one more reporter say that im rihanna im gonna go crazzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy … I wish the AP would do a little research. since wen am i RIhanna … yahoo and everybody else just did a biggg f***in s**t”
Right, because it’s a huuuuge stretch to think someone with a RiRi mohawk, wearing RiRi hipster shades and sitting one person away from RiRi’s old boyfriend Chris Brown could possibly be RiRi…The audacity
Story #2 (watch how they spin it)
Chris Brown should not be playing Rihanna jokes a week before she takes the stand against him during his preliminary hearing. But that seems to be exactly what went down last night in Orlando during the NBA final game between the L.A. Lakers and the Orlando Magic.
We’re told Chris came with a dude and Teyana Taylor (right, with Rihanna on 5/08), a singer who must have thought it was funny to dress up like Rihanna. Apparently Chris felt it was funny too. So Chris got a laugh at the expense of the woman he’s accused of beating.
We’ll see if Rihanna’s still laughing when they come face-to-face in court next Monday.
Shame the devil. Teyana looks nothing like Rihanna, nor does it appear she was intentionally trying to be mistakened for Rihanna. That was a great way for the press to cover their azzes. SMH…
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some early asher roth.
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[truth.]
when i am really happy, they get really sappy.
you think you really know me, then why am i so lonely?
you do not know me. they cannot control me.
who i am and what i do you will always claim me
but i will never claim you.
i am unaware of what this fame can really do.
but i know that i'm ready and i know you ready too.
i am the definition. i'm authentic. i'm the truth.
i'd love to fuck wayne cuz he gotta sweet tooth.
and i'm a fairy baby, i am not a diabetic.
so i won't need an epi if you wanna come and get it.
and i am piss poor, yet my soul is filthy rich.
if my grandma kick me out it's a ride i'll have to hitch.
cuz me i ain't a bitch, so not a snitch.
i'm caught up in a daze in this super hazy bliss.
i'm just doing me i'm just tryna find me niche.
i never had alot so don't ever miscontrue it.
them niggas had it all and them niggas went and blew it.
them niggas get some money start to act funny.
i get some money treat it like honey,
and you gotta sweet tooth, i can satisfy your tummy.
my crew comes first and i know they really love me.
bitches eye me down, bitches try to clown
they look at their reflection and secretly they frown.
again they look in my direction, they love to eye me down.
i am not hip, i am the shit.
fertilize me, you get that bud that makes you trip.
and me i want something tall someone to come and take it all.
dick that make me crawl. dick that make bawl.
your music tell me exactly who you are
about your person.
if you're sane. if you're stupid, if you're dyin,
if you're hurtin.
and me i fuck with modest cuz they so easily interpret
my brain they understand how it runs, they know who
i've always been too scared to become.
they are my anesthetic.
they make my body feel numb.
talkin bout the good times, the shit that keeps me sane
even though they're killin me but i don't feel the pain.
and i'm just me i'm a gangster with a crew, tryna squeeze millions into me
and outta you.
lookin in my wallet, yeah, i only see a few.
and i me it so respectfully, i do it all for you.
cuz i wanna make thiking better in the world
i swear its true, right now shits ridiculous
and me i am meticulous, i just get so sick of this.
if seeing is believe open up and take a whiff.
niggas need to get a clue.
let me see what i can do..
do you need paw prints, a notebook, and a song?
cuz i wrote this in a my notebook,
and you can try to sing along.
and if you still don't get it,
i recommend you pass that bong.
#1 priority bail out the rich.
i think we need some new laws, ain't that new huh?
how bout some help down here.
i know it's hard to see us.
it's sunny way up there.
it's shady down where we are.
government too flawed. can you help out the minority,
i'm sorry the majority.
the earth, it's been destroyed,
this sorrow in my soul, its pains,
it won't deploy.
this writing is my therapy
so when i die just bury me
with every single notebook, pen, and paper please.
just a couple pounds of that yummy cali nugget b.
my words are what will carry me.
i will be iconic,
every single letter, yes, it will be my ectasy.
never stop wantin, wishin, hopin you can marry me.
me i am the antidote, you see, i am the remedy.
i am single make you tingle,
never want to get up off your knee.
sometimes i lose my patience, i blow up, and i start pacin.
and i hate when i'm redundant, and i really hate waitin.
patience it a virtue, but i am the cook i dish it out, no time.
cuz i'm a black hispanic actress writer rapper never been a singer.
this tone will be a number one best sellin ringer.
so many offers, just one ring finger.
you can't get enough, that's why you always linger.
so let me introduce you to fashionista of the years.
i call her g, she call me b, and what we have is weird.
she's my right brain if i make it i will bring her.
and of course she get talent, aspirations
keeps her mind on her career AH
and we are go getters, if we like you we will tweet yah,
and if your lookin yummy and have those idealistic features
you can pick us up we'll be sure to meet yah.
not to say we're shallow but a girl has expectations
when you meet us, you'll be face but just so much temptation.
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